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my pet spider died...i jerked off 15 mins after his death. should i feel bad?


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Not at all. Masturbation is a common way to relieve stress or greif. I'm sure you made larry a nice coffin, and had a beautiful funeral.

The only time you should be concerned, is if you were to shove larry inside your penis. At that point you may have a rare mental disability called aspidocis. Please seek medical aid if you believe you have aspidocis.

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